NO MORE WONDER WOMAN

"Halloween is less about trick-or-treating

 and more about triggering microaggressions 

among overly sensitive 

and easily offended

millenials.

The University of Florida offered bona fide counseling

for any student 

offended by a 

WONDER WOMAN,

ZOMBIE, or

PAPA SMURF 

costume."

Todd Starnes

Deplorables Guide To Making America Great Again   p. 92

Frontline  2014

As for me . . . I can hardly stop laughing. 

I love fall. I love pumpkins. I marvel at some of the art displayed in jack-o-lanterns. Everything else about Halloween, I hate!

Okay, maybe not little children in cute little costumes, or old people asking, "Oh my goodness, I wonder who that is," when they know full well it's a grandchild or neighbor.

Okay, I don't hate candy either. I wish I did.

I also wish my mom had pushed harder or held on longer. November 1 would have been a nice birthday.

But as for this, come on!

Look to be offended, and you won't be disappointed.

Just Saying . . .

Enjoy the Season

You KNOW what comes next,

Lonnie